啤酒比耶穌更好的十大原因

<轉貼>啤酒比耶穌更好的十大原因

Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

原文 : http://www.no-god.com/article/top10.html 翻譯: 抽刀斷水

中文版本:

10. 如果你不飲啤酒，沒有人會殺你。 9. 啤酒不會教你如何做愛。 8. 啤酒從未引發過一場大戰爭。 7. 他們不會強迫思想未成熟的小孩去飲啤酒。 6. 當你有啤酒，你不會去叩他人的門把它送走。 5. 沒有人因為他啤酒的牌子而被燒死、吊死、或折磨而死。 4. 你不須為第二支啤酒再等超過二千年。 3. 啤酒的標籤有法例規定不得作假。 2. 你可證明你有啤酒。 1. 如果你奉獻一生給啤酒，有團體會助你戒除它。

English version : --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer. 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. 8. Beer has never caused a major war. 7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves. 6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away. 5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer. 4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer. 3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you. 2. You can prove you have a beer. 1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

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